ANUBIS CALLS PRESENT
TYPICAL RODNEY: ICE HOCKEY SMASH DASH
Step into the skates of Rodney—a lovable goofball with a slapshot stronger than his common sense—and smash, dash, and crash your way through outrageous hockey matches. Whether you’re scoring goals or body-checking opponents into orbit, this game delivers non-stop action, over-the-top physics, and pure cartoon mayhem. Lace up, gear up, and get ready for the most ridiculous rink riot ever!
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DIVE INTO THE VISUALS
OF TR: “ICE HOCKEY SMASH DASH”
GAME FEATURES
SMASH & DASH COMBAT
Body-check, spin-tackle, and hockey-slap your way through enemies with ridiculous ragdoll physics!
CHAOTIC ARCADE HOCKEY
This isn’t your grandma’s hockey. Wild arenas, bizarre rules, and total mayhem on ice.
SINGLE-PLAYER & LOCAL MULTI-MADNESS
Play solo or throw down in couch co-op or versus mode for maximum friend-destroying fun.
EASY TO PICK UP, IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT
Jump in with simple controls, but good luck staying upright—every game’s a new slapstick disaster.
EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF TYPICAL RODNEY: ICE HOCKEY SMASH DASH
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WHAT PLAYERS ARE SAYING
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“I blinked once and played for two hours straight. That’s how good it is. It’s the kind of game that pulls you in, no tutorial needed — just pure arcade flow and adrenaline.”
— Anna rose
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“I thought I’d play one round… 37 rounds later I’m still trying to beat my best run. It’s addictive in the best way — fast resets, tight controls, and that ‘just one more try’ magic.”
— Arcadia_Addict
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“The power-ups are insane. I love how every run feels totally different. One minute I’m gliding through space, the next I’m dodging lasers with triple speed — it never gets boring.”
— Karyll O
JOIN THE ADVENTURE WITH TYPICAL RODNEY: ICE HOCKEY SMASH DASH
Step onto the frozen battlefield with Typical Rodney, the most unlikely (and unpredictable) hockey hero. This isn’t your average match — it’s a Smash Dash, where every second counts, the puck is a weapon, and the ice is your battleground.
Slide, smash, and spin your way through wild arenas filled with mayhem, enemies, and epic stunts. Whether you’re dodging flying sticks or slamming into snowbots, this is ice hockey turned upside down.
ANUBIS CALLS FOUNDER
HOOK, RODNEY
CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER
CUZZORT, STEPHEN
WEB DESIGNER
HOOK, RODNEY
FABROS, ATASHA MAE
GRAPHIC DESIGNER
NECESARIO, KARYLL
LAURO, AYSC KHRLZN
BAQUERO, ANNA ISABEN