ANUBIS CALLS PRESENT
TYPICAL RODNEY: TRACK
STAR DASH
Typical Rodney: Track Star Dash throws you into the hilariously unqualified world of Rodney as he takes on obstacle courses, stadium chaos, and track events he’s clearly not prepared for.
Slide under hurdles, leap over cones, dodge rogue mascots, and sprint like your gym teacher is watching. With unpredictable challenges and Rodney’s signature clumsy charm, this is no ordinary race — it’s a full-on comedy sprint.
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GAME FEATURES
Chaotic Track Action
Dash, dodge, and dive through unpredictable obstacle courses full of twists, turns, and hilarious surprises.
Quick Reflex Challenges
Think fast and move faster — every level throws something new your way, from misplaced hurdles to flying gym bags.
Leaderboards & Time Trials
Race against the clock and compete with friends for the title of Actual Track Star (sorry, Rodney).
EXPERIENCE THE FUN OF TYPICAL RODNEY: TRACK STAR DASH
Strap on your sneakers and prepare for chaos — because Rodney’s hitting the track, and he has no idea what he’s doing. From tripping over hurdles to accidentally outrunning the mascot, every moment in Track Star Dash is packed with laughs, surprises, and pure arcade energy. Whether you’re here to beat high scores or just enjoy Rodney’s beautifully clumsy journey, this is one race you’ll never forget.
Ready, set… fail in style!
WHAT PLAYERS ARE SAYING
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I didn’t expect to get hooked, but here I am trying to beat my own score at 2 a.m. The mix of awkward animations and ridiculous obstacles makes every run a new kind of hilarious mess. — @John
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The pacing is perfect — just when you think you’ve got the hang of it, something ridiculous happens. It’s like a comedy sketch disguised as a running game. — @Oriendo
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Rodney has mastered the art of accidental athleticism. Even when I crash into everything, I’m having the time of my life. The fail animations alone are worth playing for. — @Anna Mae
Lace up and sprint into the wildly unpredictable world of Typical Rodney — the most unprepared “athlete” to ever hit the track! Whether he’s tripping over hurdles, dodging flying cones, or high-fiving the wrong mascot, every run is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and unexpected twists. This isn’t just a race — it’s Rodney’s chaotic attempt at glory.
Think you can out-dash disaster? Rodney sure can’t… but that’s what makes it fun.
ANUBIS CALLS FOUNDER
HOOKS, RODNEY
CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER
CUZZORT, STEPHEN
WEB DESIGNER
HOOKS, RODNEY
FABROS, ATASHA MAE
GRAPHIC DESIGNER
NECESARIO, KARYLL
LAURO, AYSC KHRLZN
BAQUERO, ANNA ISABEN